Animal Quotes

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Horses lend us the wings we lack.

If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.

Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.

Perfection is our goal, excellence will be tolerated.

Children's Quotes

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Demência é hereditária, apanha-se dos nossos filhos.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.